the shit that really gets me going.

so im sitting here and the thing is i cant even go to bed because it smells.  You know if you smell and dont know it your will be confronted and if you dont know you smell you should get a god damn mother fucking clue because it really upsets me... of and i was taking piss and blonde ass chase walks in the  urinal right next to me and i was like "whats up dude" chase: "not much i just need to pee and then go to bed so i can make something out of myself after college and spending time studying for finals." me: " yeah so do i , i plan on getting a good job, unlike your dushe bag ass." he says your a cool cat then slams the door as adamme walks right by as this goes on. oh well because i would light both of their worlds up. anyways .... dump kids piss me off, dumb bitches piss me off , my roomate pisses me off , the show that is currently playing on the tv pisses me off, the cook out today pissed me off, the beer i am drinking pisses me off even more because it is warm,  oh and once again my room smells and i might throw up because of it his blanket is still here in my room on my floor and i just might add a picture of it to this blog to show you all. or ask me to see it in person its just as good. i can not wait for our new rooms next year that will smell decent.  oh cant forget the : Oh hey whats going on? ..... oh not much whats up with you?" what a dumb ass i hate it. haha well there is a lot more where this came from next time i cant sleep because of the smell. so untill next time goood night to all and to all a good damn night!

this shit gets me heated up

Alright this is my first blog or whatever and instead of writing about some happy kind of bullshit im just going to enlighten you in the shit that really pisses me off.

to start, im so goddamn sick of all the stupid little freshmen in highschool who make status updates on facebook like "so bored" or "what to do" like what do you want me to say to that? you want me to comment your stupid little post with suggestions of what the hell you could do? dude its fucking 2:06 am what the hell do you think you could do at this time of night to occupy your precious time... oh i know, try closing your fat eyelids and get some god damn beauty sleep. lord knows you need it. And another thing, how many of you 5 people who might read this are sick of people making status updates about relationship problems? i sure as hell know i am. some kind of shit like "im giving up. fuck it" giving up on what!? giving up on what!? like i really give a shit. you just wasted 2 seconds of my time writing that stupid fucking shit. you really want all your friends on facebook to know youre having problems with a chick who probably never liked you in the first place? i sure wouldnt. especially since that chick was probably a real warlock.

and what the hell is up with all that porn and fucked up shit on facebook? if i wanted to see an 80 year old woman naked i would google it, i dont want to see that shit on the book. also if i wanted to watch a video of one monkey piss into anothers mouth i would hang out at the zoo a lot more. not on the fucking book. and if i wanted to see a photo of someguy in a naked tribe in india or africa or some shit stand on a babies head... i dont know where else i would find that. so good thing its on facebook....

.....switching gears.....

im in fucking college now and so is everyone im forced to come in contact with at school, SO QUIT TREATING IT LIKE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL. thats all i have to say about that.

Also this is a real petpieve of mine, my name is NOT "jerk" even though i seem like it now, you dont know me, you dont know my shit. QUIT CALLING ME JERK. you call me jerk im gonna call you bitch :)

so are you ever playing C.O.D and some asshole is kneeling down right in a doorway and wont move? that shit gets me heated up. just thought i would throw that in there. or when some asshole tries to steal your carepackage? pisses me off

video games piss me off

shitty cafeteria food pisses me off

dumb bitches piss me off

also when some guy who was good at high school sports talks about his sucess too much? that pisses me off. its like buddy, i dont care if you were a state champion wrestler, your still an ugly asshole and youre never gonna get a chick who is hotter than a 5. this is college now and no one cares. dont get me wrong i like to reminice about the old playing days, yeah i broke a record or two in track. but you dont see me telling chicks that when i introduce myself. no one fucking cares, as a matter of fact i hope someone breaks my records. more fucking power to yah.

anyways, youre probably thinking im just some asshole bitching about stupid shit, well yeah i am an asshole and i am bitching. but i dont bitch all the time, i just thought i would bitch via words for once. or youre thinking i have anger issues. nope. i do not.. or youre thinking i make myself seem like dumbass for writing this, fair enough.. then dont read it.

-shitter